I look too healthy for how mentally unhealthy I feel.

(Source: im-all-for-believing, via 00pounds)

dietandcigarettes:

i need an empty stomach and then i’ll be fine

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

dearmich:

lemmeunzipyourgenes:

rumoursofpaige:

thescienceofreality:

emilianadarling:

Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)

I’ve been waiting to see a post about this for months, I’m surprised I didn’t come across this sooner. Oh Dr. Pepper. Seriously.

An ashamed Dr Pepper fan am I

I have a few unkind words about their marketing strategy.

Dr Pepper :(( yyyyyy

(via mostlydepressed)

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